I got on a bus near Bond St tube station.
I said to the driver "do you stop at the Dorchester".
He said "what, on my wages".
I said to the driver "do you stop at the Dorchester".
He said "what, on my wages".
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The world tongue twister champion was killed in a horrific accident today, he was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Have you ever considered that your whole purpose in life is to be a warning to others?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Warty
Not saying I’m unattractive, but last night my right hand told me it had a headache.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I went to a fancy dress party as a mushroom. I wanted people to think I was a fungi to be with.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Beyoncé has stared a support group for women suffering from Herpes Zoster.
It's for all the Shingle ladies.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Five people were killed in a bow and arrow attack in Norway."
"Feck. Was it a crossbow?"
"Well, it wasn't a very happy one."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just tried the new recipe lower fat and reduced salt KFC. It's a lot like my jokes.
Not funny, but utterly tasteless.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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actually not funny
With the media reporting on all the shortages in the country I'm surprised there's been no mention so far of common sense, forward planning and a competent government.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's a vegan's favourite website?
QuornHubAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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