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"Piss off Charlie, I was here first" - Brian Jones
"Piss off Charlie, I was here first" - Brian Jones
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What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Panto
Why does a stork stand with one leg off the ground?
Because if it tried standing with both legs off the ground, it would fall over.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My grandad owned a car dealership, but because of his experiences in the war he always refused to stock German cars.
He'll go down in history as the man who rejected the Beetle's.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was fired from my last job after I took three months off due to a slipped disc.
The manager of the club said I wasn't really cut out to be a DJ.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Nah, your arms have fallen off.Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Kenny Rogers amphibious pet just escaped from the swimming pool.
You picked a fine time to leave me loose seal.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For aTwit...
I was in a car crash earlier I ended up crashing into a wall.
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheelAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Pen Farthing, the vet fears the Taliban will now allow him to leave Afghanistan with his hundred or so animals.
You can't really blame the Taliban for keeping someone who wanted to leave and take their brothel with them can you?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I have CDO.
It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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