The Essex limbo championships.
Harlow can you go.
Harlow can you go.
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Normally you pull out to avoid consequences.
Not if you're President!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The CEO of IKEA was elected as prime minister of Sweden three weeks ago.
He's still assembling his cabinet.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I didn't think orthopaedic shoes would help me, but I stand corrected.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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If you have thirteen apples in one hand and ten oranges in the other hand, what do you have?
Very big hands.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Apparently Glasgow is the murder capital of Europe, while simultaneously the friendliest city in Europe. How do they work that one out?
Is it when a Glaswegian stabs you, they give you directions to the hospital?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Afghanistan should be given a nobel peace award.
Taliban land mines have reduced the carbon footprint, they have stopped airplanes from leaving the country and reduced air pollution.
What has Greta done??Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A few more useful Latin quotations.
Quid pro quo….Here’s a pound for that old rock album.
Ars gratia artis….is that a Reubens painting ?
In loco parentis…my dad drives trains for a living.
Ex officio…Matt Hancock
Cum laude….noisy shaggers next door.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife said I should masticate more when having my tea.
Well I would, but she's the one who won't get her tits out.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If you're ever feeling useless and there's no point to your life.
Just remember, it took 20 years, 4 Presidents and trillions of dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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