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    Lockdown is now so strict in Australia, Home and Away is now just called Home.

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      The cast of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown are stuck inside the studio with the door jammed.

      They can't undo the deadlock.

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        I only lasted 1 week as a lumberjack.

        I didn't make the cut so they gave me the axe.

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          I saw a plane full of bald men once. It was a receding Airline.

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            "The eggs in this box have been laid by hens which have been allowed to roam freely"


            Never thought I'd be jealous of a chicken.

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              Viruses mutate over time, take Covid for example...


              It started as a pandemic, and now it's become an IQ test.

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                Do you think that the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, 'If you build it, they will come'.

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                  Every time I collect food from the local pizzeria I can't help speaking in an Italian accent. I've got a disorder.

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                    My mate works as a back doctor in Egypt He's a Cairopractor

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                      Whatever you do, if you try to verify the news about OnlyFans banning explicit content, don't search for "OnlyFans explicit BBC".


                      I found that out the hard way.

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