Lockdown is now so strict in Australia, Home and Away is now just called Home.
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The cast of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown are stuck inside the studio with the door jammed.
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"The eggs in this box have been laid by hens which have been allowed to roam freely"
Never thought I'd be jealous of a chicken.Comment
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Viruses mutate over time, take Covid for example...
It started as a pandemic, and now it's become an IQ test.Comment
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Do you think that the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, 'If you build it, they will come'.Comment
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Every time I collect food from the local pizzeria I can't help speaking in an Italian accent. I've got a disorder.Comment
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Whatever you do, if you try to verify the news about OnlyFans banning explicit content, don't search for "OnlyFans explicit BBC".
I found that out the hard way.Comment
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