Whenever someone says to me "great minds think alike" I just look at them and think 'you sick bastard'!
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As she ascended to the white pearly gates, princess Diana chuckled to herself, there, she was greated with open arms by St Peter.
"Am...am I... In heaven" she chuckled to herself.
"Yes my child, but please, before you come in... Wipe that Merc off your face"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Thief nabbed after GPS finds bike"
I'm surprised they have the time to go sleuthing considering how busy are the hospitals.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I keep thinking I'm someone that helps deliver babies.
I think I'm having a midwife crisis.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the Queen's favourite song?
'Things That Make You Go HM'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Last night I had to lock the dog out the room whilst me and my girlfriend had sex. All last night it was scratching on the door whining
“I’m your wife how could you do this”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Boris johnson is expected to do a u-turn on the pay rise for nurses after coming under pressure....he will agree to an increase from clapping to saluting, he is even considering blowing kissesAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My girlfriend said, that when doing cunilingus on her. I should imagine forming the 26 letters of the alphabet with my tongue. I tried it, and she absolutely loved it.
But sadly she's now left me for some Chinese guy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the best way to delegate?
I'm asking for a friend.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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