I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside Asda this morning.
I thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"
I thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"
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I said to my hairdresser, "Make me look sexy."
So she started drinking.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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But first, give your full name and address.Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Just got banned from TripAdvisor for posting a negative review of the Albert Hall.
Four hours I walked around and still couldn't find Adolf Hitler's missing ballAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A BBC investigation has found children exposing themselves on the video chat site Omegle.
And after several years they have finally decided to report it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I bought a bag of peanuts, drew moustaches on them and then urinated on them.
Now they're pistachios.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Prince Harry 'will be banned from wearing military outfits at official events when he is stripped of honorary titles'
Oh well, there's still the SS uniformAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've met a Korean woman online through a mail-order subscription that I'm definitely going to leave my wife for.
She's my Seoul mate.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Those idiots at the Small Business Owners Seminar turned me away.
Turns out you've got to be under 5' 2" to get in.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There might be no "I" in team but there is a "U" in c**t.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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