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    I'm extremely passionate about preserving endangered animals.



    You should taste my panda Jam or rhino chutney.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      My mate said "I'm going to try and plant horse chestnuts across the four corners of the earth"


      ******* idiot, he's only trying to conker the world
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Never insult an Italian baker...


        He'll beat the focaccia!!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          An Alaskan woman has been attacked by bear while using an outside toilet.


          Obviously too cold for the bear to tulip in the woods.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            For Lent this year I'm giving up.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I said, "It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how many times you get up."


              "That's not how sobriety tests work," replied the cop.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I live in a little village called ‘Notinservice’ just outside the main town ‘Sorry’


                Not much to do but what a great bus service
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  If only 6 of the 7 Dwarfs turned up for work would they be short staffed?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    one for the ladies..

                    Once there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man’s head. She looked around but it was all empty. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” Silence. “HELLO!
                    Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away…
                    “We’re down here!”
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Tall people are superior to midgets!


                      I'm a height supremacist.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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