Originally posted by NotAllThere
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Hey we all make mistakes.
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Hey we all make mistakes.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
When I woke up from my operation a nurse was leaning over me and said "you may not feel anything from the waist down."
So I fondled her tits.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The wife asked me to pick up a bottle of milk from the Co-op.
When I got there it was just a wooden hut full of pigeons?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife asked me to smother her with kisses in bed last night.
So I drew two x’s on my pillow and held it over her face.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I woke up this morning to find that I was vegan, thought that black lives matter and believed in God.
It's amazing...
what I'll do for a shag.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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As the Dalek said, climbing off a dustbin.Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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not punny
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class as a weapon of maths disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it remains stationery.
6. A dog gave birth in the park and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole was found in a nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said: "You stay here; I'll go on a head."
13. I wondered why the cricket ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Carnage in Kilmarnock as nutter stabs nurse then goes on the rampage.
Nicola Sturgeon has made a statement blaming the English, Brexit and CovidAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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On Christmas morning, my girlfriend always reminds me that the joy is in the giving.
But, if that's true, why is a blow job out of the question?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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