Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side.
To get to the other side.
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Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Every religion has its own God; some have many gods, but there is only one Devil.
He's a soul trader.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How does Moses make tea?
He brews.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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