Please put more jokes here

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for MF

I see that trampoline transport prices are going up by 50% due to Brexit.


Let's hope they bounce back after the spring.

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Just delivered a birthday cake to Speke in Merseyside saying "Happy 30th Nanna"

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Deaths attributed to Covid are average age 82 with underlying health conditions. The media: All life is precious. We need lockdown.


23 people die after receiving the vaccine. The media: They were all old with underlying health conditions, what do you expect?!.

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Breaking News: 10 in 5 schizophrenics now have Covid 19

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For NAT

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?



I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?



He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”



Because every play has a cast.

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.



“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

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A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”



“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

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A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and …........ cola.”






“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.


The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”