What do you call a man with a bird on his head?
Cliff!
Cliff!
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My trainspotter friend committed suicide in a special way, by throwing himself in front of the Mallard steam train. He was chuffed to bits.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Vegan zombie.
Grains! Grains!
Zombie plumbers.
Drains! Drains!
Zombie string theorists.
Branes! Branes!
Zombie Cants.
Brians! Brians.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I know plenty of jokes about white sugar, but ones about brown sugar - dem are rarerComment
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'chicken'
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'chickenkiev'…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What do you call a woman with a sunbed on her head?
TanyaAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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ouch
The twin towers collapsing happened so quickly on 9/11
It was a case of Boeing.... Boeing.... Gone!!!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I sneezed whilst making toast.
I can't believe it's snot butter.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for barmie
I'm bored of hearing, "When I was a lad....."
I told my Thai girlfriend.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I am a man that enjoys being ruthless.
Ruth left me !!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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