A shoplifting gang is stealing clothes in size order...the police believe they're still at large.
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I've found out that Waitrose will print anything on a cake so that's the only way I'm sending out CVs from now on…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI've found out that Waitrose will print anything on a cake so that's the only way I'm sending out CVs from now on
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I’m a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Hull, Grimsby & Scunthorpe.
My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just realised we’re all qualified !Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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OK, we all know Bojo's new rules for the UK but the BBC are really taking the piss now. The feature film on Monday night has been changed to "The Magnificent SEVEN". Bastards.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mate can play Dancing Queen on a Didgeeridoo.
Its Abba originalAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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After criticising Black Lives Matter, my local priest has been forced to take a racial sensitivity course, sitting there, listening to some pompous arse talk condescending nonsense.
Let's see how he likes it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I asked the librarian when the book about Boris managing the pandemic would be available,
"I haven't a clue, " he replied,
"Yeah, that's the one. " I answered.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mate was trying to tell me about the time machine he'd invented.
I wasn't interested.
It just went in one era and out the other.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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