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[vetran]

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
Grumpy then says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......





'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin."

[vetran]

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.


Optimist: The glass is half full.


Opportunist: Drinks both glasses while the other two idiots are arguing about it.

[WTFH]

You won’t catch me calling you butter fingers.

[vetran]

When I was a kid I was in a band called The Small Faeces.....


We were little tulips then.

[vetran]

I've been playing a lot of ‘Bonopoly’ recently.It’s a bit like ‘Monopoly’ but where the streets have no names…

[vetran]

Apparently, the metric system is based on units of ten, because that’s the number of fingers we have.
I’m guessing the imperial system originated in Norfolk then.

[vetran]

Was listening to some U2 songs with all the guitars muted.


Kinda takes the edge off it

[vetran]

Isn’t it ironic that same sex marriage is illegal in Lesbos?

[vetran]

Snow White can only allow 6 of the dwarfs into her home. None of them are Happy.

[ladymuck]

Snow White can only allow 6 of the dwarfs into her home. None of them are Happy.

Pretty sure one of them is grumpy