I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had.
He started counting but he fell asleep.
He started counting but he fell asleep.
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I was at the gym when I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to fit my finger in. Long story short, I'm now banned from the gym and she's pressing charges.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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How can a dog be man's best friend when he'll tell the police where your stash is?Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Why are the Queen's pastry cooks like the commonwealth?
Because they are the Queen's dough-minions.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The council have said if we want our avenue to be electric, we'll have to apply for an Eddy grant.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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There are two types of people in the world, those who understand cell division and those who… sorry, it's four types!
There are four types of people in the world…
I meant eight types.
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For All Hallow's Eve...
“It’s actually easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn’t. Grow up.”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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“So I saw this bloke who was a cross between an ostrich and a serial killer. He was always burying other people’s heads in the sand.”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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“I was walking along today and on the road I saw a small baby ghost. Although thinking about it, it might have been a handkerchief.”
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“Halloween is the one day of the year when it’s ok to ask 'what are you?'”
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