What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A trip without the kids!
A trip without the kids!
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Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do a near sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did God create orgasms?
So women can moan even when they’re happy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at a nursing home.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call Iron Man without his suit?
Stark naked!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do cow pats and cowgirls have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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