I bought a car off Bonnie Tyler last year.
It generally runs OK, but every now and then it falls apart.
It generally runs OK, but every now and then it falls apart.
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My mate just told me sixty jokes in an hour.
He's a laugh a minute.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My girlfriend said to me when I picked her up from work today. "When was the last time you had sex with someone that wasn't me?"
I said, "Before we met."
She smiled. "Aw really? That's so sweet."
"Yes," I replied, "About 20 minutes ago."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I told my suitcases that there would be no holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Done, but was in Funny Picture thread so I won't say KUATB.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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I think the whole "diversity" thing has gone too far.
I've just had an unsolicited e-mail saying "Black transvestites in your area want to have gay sex with you."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A student has discovered a toothless Dinosaur in Australia.
A Spokesperson said.."We have advised Mr Corbyn to return home as soon as possible."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The Iceman cometh.
He totally ignored my 'No Cold Callers' sign.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mother has taken up rambling
She has got dementia and does it all day longAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife said I was really bad at innuendos, so I gave her two.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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