The Wife (tm) just asked “If you were stuck on a desert island, what three records would you like”.
I said “the long distance swimming would be good”.
I said “the long distance swimming would be good”.
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Brillo’s wife dressed up as a policewoman and told him he was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Is it just me or are there less people applauding the NHS now Boris has survived Coronavirus?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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FewerOriginally posted by vetran View PostThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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for Brillo:
When I was a lad my Dad told me about the birds and the bees.Just my luck to marry a praying mantis.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for WTFH:
If you're nice and quiet, you can hear the wind rush through the trees.As I reload my shotgun.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for NLyUK:
A union for Dominatrices has collapsed 1 year after being set up.None of then would pay their subs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Save your wank until 8pm on Thursday so it sounds like the whole street is cheering you on .Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for GJABs
First time i visited Scotland i was asked if i would like to do the Gay Gordon.I never felt so disappointed.
How was i to know it was a dance?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was watching a film about pole dancing with the wife. I said "you'd be great at that"
she said "oooh, do you really think so!"
I said "yeah, you could stuff £20k in your knickers "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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