Originally posted by BR14
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like that, subtle!
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like that, subtle!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
I went to the pet store to buy some exotic breeding birds
The assistant said have you got a store card
I said no, but I think I may have excited a pelicanComment
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A man gets out of the shower and looks at himself in the mirror before asking his wife, "why do I always get a hardon when I look at myself naked?"
To which his wife replies "thats because even your cock thinks you're a ****""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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what is Harry potters favourite way to go downhill?
(jk) Rowling!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Which footballer can hold the most fish in his mouth at once?
Pele can.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Tried to donate blood today.
Never again.....too many stupid questions.
Whose blood is it?
Where did you get it from?
Why is it in a bucket?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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In a recent shampoo survey, 9 out of 10 women expressed shock at me being in their bathroom.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Just read a New York vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant.
Trump has been charged with a bleach of the priest!Comment
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When your Prime Ministers R number is higher than the virus..."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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