What’s the difference between my dog and your wife?
My dog doesn’t always come when I call.
My dog doesn’t always come when I call.
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[QUOTE=Grasser73;2636745]Janet Street Porter goes into a bar and asks the barman "Can I get a large aperitif?"
Oh, larger pair of teeth! Took me a while to get that one.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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A man walks in to his marital bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife, who is in bed, looks up as the man says “This is the pig I **** when you have a headache”.
The wife looks at him and says
“I think you’ll find that is not a pig, it is a sheep.”
the man replies “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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upvoted and stolen!Originally posted by WTFH View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Copyright: me.Originally posted by vetran View Post
I thought it up while out walking her the other day (The Dog, not your wife)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My Dad always taught us to stand tall with your head held high like him. Lovely man, tragically short career as helicopter ground crew.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I’m fat but I identify as thin. I’m trans-slender.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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is it a sign of your age or his..? that you no longer use "mum" jokes for this..Originally posted by vetran View PostThat's alright I normally take your wife for a ride
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https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2640459
What is green and commutes? An albelian grape.Comment
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