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[Federico Razzoli]

Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Little ol' lady.
- Little ol' lady who?
- When did you learn to yodel?

[LondonManc]

Dolphins and humans are supposedly the only two creatures who have sex for pleasure.
In unrelated news, I'm banned from Sea World....

[WTFH]

I bought my wife a rampant rabbit for Christmas. I’m not saying it’s her favourite sex toy, but it’s up there.

[WTFH]

I call my wife “her indoors” cause she looks like Jim Morrison.

[WTFH]

One for Brillo: Marry someone you only like a little so when you get a divorce it won’t be that bad

[northernladuk]

Ahs went goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."

[TestMangler]

Ahs went goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."

Tha can't beat a Yorkshire accent joke

[WTFH]

I've been learning how to guess the weight of dogs – picked up a few pointers yesterday.

[WTFH]

GOOD NEWS: I've just been presented with a Duke of Edinburgh Award.
BAD NEWS: It was from my driving instructor.

[WTFH]

Today I will be hosting a book sale until the librarians notice