My New Year’s Resolution is to annoy less grammar pedants.
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My other new years resolution is to stop using spray deodorants…
Roll on 2019…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I scared the DHL man today by showing up to the door stark naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more; the fact that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived.Comment
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A ventriloquist made a new dummy out of an old carpet. It sounded ruggish.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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How many ears do Star Trek Vulcans have?
Three. The right ear, the left ear, and the final front ear.Comment
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There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostThere are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of dataOriginally posted by GreenMirror View PostThere are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Breaking news...
A man was arrested yesterday after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it
He's due to be bailed tomorrow.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Apparently pigeons die after have sex.
Well, the one I shagged did.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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