My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said “40”
I said “40”
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange”
I said: “no it doesn’t”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes Sean Connery…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Ever noticed that broken glass tastes like blood?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I think I'm losing my mind, I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD.
I'm sure I had it a minute ago.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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