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[WTFH]

A Nerd Tried Rewriting '50 Shades Of Grey' And It's Better Than The Real Thing

I think 50 Sheds of Grey was the original parody (turned into a few books as well)


https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey?lang=en-gb

[vetran]

I think 50 Sheds of Grey was the original parody (turned into a few books as well)


https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey?lang=en-gb

have a copy made me laugh

[vetran]

nicking MS's thunder




She squirmed as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear.
'Asdfg . . . hjkl . . . uiop.'
She loved it when he talked qwerty.

[vetran]

He enjoyed making her solve difficult equations.




He was a sadomathochist.

[LondonManc]

The ultimate in sadism?
Why, putting an s in lisp of course.

[vetran]

If she didn't respond to his needs, he knew the three places to touch that worked every time . . .







Control, alt and delete.

[LondonManc]

Did you hear about the constipated architect?
He worked it out with a pencil and ruler.

[WTFH]

What's the difference between kinky and perverse?


Kinky is using a feather.
Perverse is using the whole chicken.

[LondonManc]

An egg walks into a bar with a grin on its face.
"What's got you so happy?" asks the barman.
The egg smiled and said "I got laid last night."

[shaunbhoy]

My new girlfriend works down the abattoir.
She's a stunner.