I bought The Wife (tm) a Pug dog the other day.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.
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What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop bang clip clop clip clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Why you are the chicken.Originally posted by WTFH View PostWhat's the difference between an egg and a
...you can beat an egg.
Speaking of eggs, what's the difference between 3 eggs and me?
...3 eggs got laid in my garden today.
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Thought for the day: If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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My mate just drowned during a golden shower porn shoot.
Rest In Piss,Dave.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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We've started calling my grandfather Spiderman; not because he's got special abilities, he just struggles to get out of the bath.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Where else but Wales can you get a ****, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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According to my FitBit, I've w*nked 5.3km since Christmas.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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"I'd love to hear a musical arrangement of a blackbird's song"
"Orchestral?"
"No, just a blackbird"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I've just received a letter telling me that I 'lack the imagination' required to join origami college…
I don't know what to make of it.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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