Kim Kardashian has gone into the swimming pool business.
Her designs are very basic, there's just one big shallow end.
Her designs are very basic, there's just one big shallow end.
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Just got the wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Lets hope the hoover works better now.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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One for MF
I was being chatted up by a right ugly bird in the pub last night. 'Have you got a nickname'? she said to me. Yes, my mates call me the sledge.
She giggled and said, 'Is that because you're a smooth ride'?
No .. it's because i always get pulled by ******* dogs, i repliedAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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One for the married couples
My mother-in-law bought a talking parrot but she took it back a week later.
'This parrot hasn't said anything', she complained.
I haven't had a ******* chance yet!, replied the parrot.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was sitting on the edge of my bed pulling off my boxers last night when my Mrs said, "You spoil those dogs."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Met a homeless man in London who told me he lost everything he had just last week. He had a roof over his head, an HD TV, snooker table, Internet, Health Care, was studying to get his degree and had no bills or any debt!
Then....they put him out on parole.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I went to the library today and asked for a book about cliffhangers.
The Librarian said...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I had "I Love You" tattooed on my dick.
When I showed it to my girlfriend she said
I hope that you're not going to try putting words into my mouth!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A man walks into a bookshop owned by a Polish bloke and asks him, "Do you have any books on Brexit?"
The Polish bloke looks at him horrified and shouts, "Get out, stay out."
The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I think that was one of the first jokes I put on here. Still a classic (originally by Martin Clunes, I think)Originally posted by vetran View Post…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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