Please put more jokes here

[LondonManc]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

No Christmas cracker jokes after Jan 6th please.

[northernladuk]

No Christmas cracker jokes after Jan 6th please.

I don't get it.

[LondonManc]

I don't get it.

It's so cheesy, it belongs in a Christmas cracker.

[shaunbhoy]

The fastest reflex in the human body is the one between not being able to find something and claiming someone else has moved it.

[shaunbhoy]

I for one......but that's roman numerals for you.

[LondonManc]

Thought for the day: If you say something and your wife cannot hear you, are you still wrong?

[LondonManc]

Guy goes into a fancy dress shop and goes to the vampire section. Girl behind the counter says.."Maybe you should try the Man City shop across the street". Guy says "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said I wanted to dress like a count".

[vetran]

I don't get it.

you should be able to afford it at NLYUK's prices.

[vetran]

What do the LAPD and Ronnie O'Sullivan have in common?

Average shot time: 16 seconds. Less on the black.



ouch.

[vetran]

I had my first UFO experience earlier. I walked into the kitchen and said to the wife 'Morning fat arse'

Next thing i knew there were flying saucers coming at me from ******* everywhere