Bill Clinton must be disappointed.
He had narrowed his potential titles to First Laddie and First Lady’s Man.
He had narrowed his potential titles to First Laddie and First Lady’s Man.
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My son came up to me and said,
"Dad I want to get married and live happily ever after."
I said,
"Well which one is it?"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Caught out in the wilderness with no toilet paper?
Try taking a leaf out of Bear Grylls book.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Can't afford a Ginvent Calendar, but like the idea of it?
Buy a bottle of gin, leave it beside your bed and have a swig from it every morning. Will save you over £100.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My wife is just like Heather Mills.
She only wears half the shoes she buys.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lovely bit of battered cod for tea tonight. I'm going to call it Mohammad.
Peas be with him.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For NLYUK
Prostitution,
Holesale or Retail?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife is getting really upset about my obsession with online porn.
I just wish she could see things from my POV.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why can't clocks keep secrets?
Because time will tell.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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This whole killer clown thing has just got to stop. Having them on the streets is one thing, but putting one in the White House is going way too far.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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