9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys
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Until I realised it always gave an answer 9 I was really worried for a moment, wondering how arithmetic could gauge my preferences so accurately.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
Slept like a log last night.
I was so drunk I woke up in the fireplace this morning.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for the bremainers & Indyrefusers
What do you you call someone who riots at the outcome of a democratic process?
A Democrat.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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One for MF
I've just had a medical. The nurse told me that I'm the right height & weight for somebody carrying a pianoAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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In the past, U.S.A. has had for president.....
Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Plan B?
Just decided i am going to open my own buisness
It will specialise in women to men sex changes
It will be called
Gash ConvertersAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Back in 2008 a lot of racists claimed that electing a black President would be the start of a slippery slope for America.
And it turns out they were right.
Fast forward eight years, and they've got a ******* Oompaloompa.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For RR
If I buy my wife a big diamond ring she will let me insert vegetables in her anus
I know what your thinking!
How many carats?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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using this one!
My wife asked for something silky for her birthday tomorrow......
Picked up 5 litres of emulsion for her.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My doctor asked me if I knew my sperm count.
I told him I had no idea the little buggers were that smart.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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