Say what you will about grammar nazis
At least they aren't anti-semantic.
At least they aren't anti-semantic.
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Shania Twain has had a baby.
She going to call it Choo Choo.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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words to live by!
I've reset my "life goals" to things I've already accomplished,
so everyday now, I"m overachieving ...It's all about perspective.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hee hee hee! 'Screw'!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head?
Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Single door to buffet, double doors to salad bar.
Obesity solved!!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call an Irish woman with 2 c*nts?
Jedward's mum.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It's true when they say certain types of music can take you to another place.
I was sitting in the pub last night and a One Direction song was playing on the jukebox, so I went to another pub.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Anyone remember the nineties, when you'd have to clean your mouse balls?
I'm glad I don't have pets any more.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Its TPD
"How depressing, it's so cold and grey," said the wife.
"Well, it is January," I replied... then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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