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Sky News: "Great Buzz in Olympic Village"
BBC News: "Swarm of mosquitos in Olympic Village"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Two chemists walk into a bar
The first one says "I'll have some H2O"
The second one says "I'll have some water too, but why did you order it like that?"
The first chemist leaves, weeping as his assassination plot failed.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has been my Achilles elbow…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I was at the doctor's yesterday and noticed a letter sitting folded on her desk, I believe it was going to MrMarkyMark's partner as the address was:
Thai Mei-Yup, Flat 3c, Scussy Council Estate, Birmingham.
I could only see part of the letter, but it began:
Dear Sir/Madam,
Now that you are half way through the process of your sex change...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostTwo chemists walk into a bar
The first one says "I'll have some H2O"
The second one says "I'll have some water too, but why did you order it like that?"
The first chemist leaves, weeping as his assassination plot failed.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostWTFH left the bar, weeping as his autocorrect ****ed over his punchline.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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WTFH left the bar, chuckling as he had edited everyone's beer into H2O2, abusing his mod privileges rather than graciously accepting his error.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostWTFH left the bar, chuckling as he had edited everyone's beer into H2O2, abusing his mod privileges rather than graciously accepting his error.
What's the point in having privilege if you can't abuse it?
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Michael Phelps has got 2 Brazilian Olympic medals.
Donald Trump has said that he could get 2 Brazilian and one medals with his eyes closed, but has asked his aides to check how many zeros there are in a Brazilian.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably s**t."…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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