Why did America remove the "u" from "colour"?
Because **** u that's why.
Because **** u that's why.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
for Scooter
My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What sound does a Turkey make?
"coup coup"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed.
Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss. "What do you think we should do?" she asks. Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesvOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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"It's a boy!" MarkyMark shouted, tears rolling down his face. "I don't believe it, a boy!"
It was at that moment he decided not to visit Thailand again.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you...
"Push" and "Pull"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My favourite composer is Handel, who later teamed up with Hinge & Bracket to form the Doors.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A new curry has been invented, the Tarka Massala, its like a regular curry but 'OtterOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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MF was back packing around South East Asia, during a trip to Bangkok he saw the most beauitful woman, he thought to himself "please don't get a hard on" but unfortunatly she didOriginally posted by WTFH View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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