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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo source has ever been found for that "quote", apart from the internet
Abraham LincolnThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I came into some money recently.
The bank won't accept it because all the notes are stuck together.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I got two books on eBay recently, thought they were going to be racy numbers - How to Hug and Sex to Sin.
Turns out they were odd volumes from an encyclopaedia.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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More marriage
Why is marriage like a hurricane?
It's warm and wet with a lot of blowing when it starts and in the end it takes your house.Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
http://www.wttbiggroup.co.uk/Comment
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Originally posted by flamel View PostWhy is marriage like a hurricane?
It's warm and wet with a lot of blowing when it starts and in the end it takes your house.
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A bloke drove past me in a tractor shouting "it's the end of the world, we're all going to die!"
I think it was Farmer Geddon.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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...and in the same vein.....
As the Moon passed in front of the Sun, the pigs went wild. Could this be the end of the world? It was certainly a pork eclipse.And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.Comment
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Did you hear about the transvestite that moved up north? He got a Wigan address.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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