Bigamy: Having one wife too many
Monogamy: See bigamy
Monogamy: See bigamy
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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
There are two types of people in this world: Those who you want to have a drink with and those who make you want a drink.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other, “Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow.”
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My boss called me into his office earlier:
"I've had a complaint, apparently you won't acknowledge our Welsh member of staff."
"That's right" I replied, "you know me, never say Dai."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did the feminist cross the road.
To complain about sexism to the men who were building it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What does José Mourinho have in common with a stag night whore?
It doesn't matter whether he's in a hotel room or on a bench by the side of a field, he's still going to get ****ed by 11 blokes from a different town.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For MF
My son said, "I haven't got a clue what I want to do when I leave school."
I said, "What about a career in the catering industry like me."
He said, "Dad, you deliver ******* pizzas."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Dad, I think I'm American. " said my slightly disturbed son.
"Whatever makes you think that? " I replied.
"I've just shot all my imaginary friends, " he answered.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've stopped using 'Just for men' and I've just had to come to terms with the fact that my arse hairs are grey.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I have a phobia of trampolines..
I can't help it, they just always make me jump!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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