for the musicians
Did you hear about the drummer who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?
Did you hear about the drummer who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?
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The gold edition of the Apple Watch is priced at $10,000.
If I wanted to spend $10,000 on something that'll be obselete in 3 years, I'd buy an engagement ring.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Well, there's the flag. That's a big plus.Comment
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Q: How many equality and diversity co-ordinators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's inappropriate and offensive.Comment
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What's the difference between my wife and Inland Revenue?
Inland Revenue wants to talk to me.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For our Divorcees
What's the difference between a checkout girl and my wife?
A checkout girl doesn't yell at me while I pack my bags and leave.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was chatting with a girl on-line.
"Tell me something interesting about yourself," I typed.
"I'm Lebanese," came the reply..
I'm wasting my time, I thought: she's dyslexic and she prefers girls.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Marrying my wife was like making a surefire investment.
After the wedding she got bigger and bigger and never went downAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Don't ever question the value of volunteers.
Noah's Ark was made by volunteers; the Titanic was made by professionals.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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