I just seen Rolf Harris!
He said "see you later alligator"
I said "in a while pedophile!"
He said "see you later alligator"
I said "in a while pedophile!"
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I'm considering a new business venture, it's basically a prostitution service where the hookers arrive in limousines or supercars.
I'm going to call it the "car fan whorehouse"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm fed up with the Americans and their drones.
Why can't they speak proper English?!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a Muslim carpenter? Ahmed a shedAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I got pulled over by a female police officer. When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said...
"NOTHING"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There is a van going around Bradford with that (or Ahmed Ma-shed) on it, and the tag line:Originally posted by vetran View Post
You've tried the cowboys, now call the IndiansOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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I'm trying to avoid seeing double entendres everywhere. But it's hard. Really hard.Last edited by mudskipper; 8 July 2014, 11:25.Comment
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These two crows are sitting on a branch. They got done for attempted murder(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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ouch - you don't get anything for a pair!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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You know you're getting old when:
I was watching Babe Station. There was this gorgeous girl in a skimpy little French maid's outfit, pushing a vac around, bending over provocatively. And as her little skirt rode up, exposing her lovely little bottom with the little strip of black material covering her crack, all I could think was:
"We used to have a Hoover like that one."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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