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      Just have to post my enthusiasm for your stuff Mr BPad. Best thing on CUK currently.

      Pleasuring himelf with a tree branch? How wierd. I would never use anything but a rolled up copy of the Sunday Times personally.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Just have to post my enthusiasm for your stuff Mr BPad. Best thing on CUK currently.

        Pleasuring himelf with a tree branch? How wierd. I would never use anything but a rolled up copy of the Sunday Times personally.
        The guardian surely
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          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Just have to post my enthusiasm for your stuff Mr BPad. Best thing on CUK currently.

          Pleasuring himelf with a tree branch? How wierd. I would never use anything but a rolled up copy of the Sunday Times personally.
          thank you kind Sir. I assure you it means alot to me.
          Though I am sure you mean 2nd best thing on CUK - tpd must be the best?

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            Why does the bride wear white?

            It is the colour that all household appliance comes in!

            boom boom.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              My only short term memory is about stuff for my kids.

              I have posted nearly 600 jokes!

              YOU post them and YOU keep a log.

              How about some gratitude for my hard work and kindness in sharing my precious joke files?

              I presume this is the beginning of sort sort of troll?
              No, not the start of a troll at all.

              I DO appreciate all the time and effort you make in posting them as I enjoy reading them regularly too and I apologise if what I said about duplicates caused offence.
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                No, not the start of a troll at all.

                I DO appreciate all the time and effort you make in posting them as I enjoy reading them regularly too and I apologise if what I said about duplicates caused offence.
                thanks for the appreciate and the apology

                I do try to remove rubbish ones and duplicates - and will keep trying to do so. apologies in advance for mistakes.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  thanks for the appreciate and the apology

                  I do try to remove rubbish ones and duplicates - and will keep trying to do so. apologies in advance for mistakes.

                  Just to say that as a minor poster in this thread, I appreciate your efforts, keep up the good work !

                  The duplicates and "rubbish" don't bother me, the worth of a joke is always in the mind of the beholder, so to speak, and sometimes having a groan induced is as good as a laugh.
                  If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

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                    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
                    Just to say that as a minor poster in this thread, I appreciate your efforts, keep up the good work !

                    The duplicates and "rubbish" don't bother me, the worth of a joke is always in the mind of the beholder, so to speak, and sometimes having a groan induced is as good as a laugh.
                    Thank you kind Sir - I seem to remember you did thank me a while ago?

                    my word! I am not universally hated on CUK!!

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                      Ok! Enough of basking in the praise, now GET ON WITH YOUR WORK and post more jokes!
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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