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    Bird poo shocker

    A bloke at the station pointed out a bird had "released a chocolate hostage" on the back of my leg this morning.

    Great. It's supposed to be lucky. I don't feel particularly fortunate so I guess whoever made up the "it's good luck" rubbish did it to cover their embarrassment.

    #2
    Originally posted by Chugnut
    It's supposed to be lucky.
    My wife says the same thing, about dog eggs.
    Her: It's lucky
    Me: You clean it off the fscking carpet then

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      #3
      "Chocolate Hostage" lol first time I heard that one.

      Anyway shouldn't bird crap be more likened to "white trash" ?

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        #4
        Originally posted by TazMaN
        "Chocolate Hostage" lol first time I heard that one.

        Anyway shouldn't bird crap be more likened to "white trash" ?

        Not always. On this occasion only some of it was Tippex, I'd say the bird in question had been enjoying some seasonal roughage, or Guinness.

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          #5
          Do birds wee?

          They only ever seem to sh*t on you - I've never heard of anyone ever getting p*ssed on (well, not off birds anyway!)
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Do birds wee?

            They only ever seem to sh*t on you - I've never heard of anyone ever getting p*ssed on (well, not off birds anyway!)
            I know of places where you pay to have birds piss on you.
            Call the cops

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              #7


              Thats made mny day

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                #8
                Originally posted by freakydancer
                I know of places where you pay to have birds piss on you.

                Yes very funny go for it scatman

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  Do birds wee?
                  Of course they do. Where do you think Thrush came from?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    Do birds wee?

                    They only ever seem to sh*t on you - I've never heard of anyone ever getting p*ssed on (well, not off birds anyway!)

                    Actually bird poo (as we refer to it) is bird urine. That white stuff is their urine. Like snakes they are exothermic so conserve as much water as possible by excreting a white pasty substance as waste.

                    .........According to a New Scientist Book (why do penguins not get cold feet) anyway.

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