Last time that happened to me a seagull got me right in the crutch. I decided walking around with bird poo on was less embarassing than cleaning it off and having a big wet patch.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Good shot. A friend of mine took a round in the mouth once. He didn't strike me as feeling very lucky at the time, but since I was crying with laughter I may have missed it. However, he won a tenner on the lottery that week, "so who's laughing now?" he said.Originally posted by xoggoth
Last time that happened? How many times has there been? You're obviously due a big lotto win...Comment
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I must be due a big win, last time a seagul tulip on my car it looked like someone had thrown a bucket of whitewash at it. I could not believe how much there was. Windscreen wipers couldn't cope for at least 5 strokes.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Where I live, birds don't drop it, they lurk behind corners waiting to throw it. Little feathery ba$tards!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanComment
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My understanding of the bird-wee situation is this:
all birds, both male and female, have a single channel called the cloaca, which serves as a kind of multi-purpose thoroughfare for pooing, weeing and reproduction.
So they do wee, but it gets mixed up with other stuff.Comment
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Sounds like my underwear.Originally posted by thunderlizardIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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It sounds like fun being a bird.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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