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    #11
    Last time that happened to me a seagull got me right in the crutch. I decided walking around with bird poo on was less embarassing than cleaning it off and having a big wet patch.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Originally posted by xoggoth
      Last time that happened to me a seagull got me right in the crutch. I decided walking around with bird poo on was less embarassing than cleaning it off and having a big wet patch.
      Good shot. A friend of mine took a round in the mouth once. He didn't strike me as feeling very lucky at the time, but since I was crying with laughter I may have missed it. However, he won a tenner on the lottery that week, "so who's laughing now?" he said.

      Last time that happened? How many times has there been? You're obviously due a big lotto win...

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        #13
        I must be due a big win, last time a seagul tulip on my car it looked like someone had thrown a bucket of whitewash at it. I could not believe how much there was. Windscreen wipers couldn't cope for at least 5 strokes.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

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          #14
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
          I must be due a big win, last time a seagul tulip on my car it looked like someone had thrown a bucket of whitewash at it. I could not believe how much there was. Windscreen wipers couldn't cope for at least 5 strokes.
          Where I live, birds don't drop it, they lurk behind corners waiting to throw it. Little feathery ba$tards!

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            #15
            My understanding of the bird-wee situation is this:

            all birds, both male and female, have a single channel called the cloaca, which serves as a kind of multi-purpose thoroughfare for pooing, weeing and reproduction.
            So they do wee, but it gets mixed up with other stuff.

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              #16
              Originally posted by thunderlizard
              My understanding of the bird-wee situation is this:

              all birds, both male and female, have a single channel called the cloaca, which serves as a kind of multi-purpose thoroughfare for pooing, weeing and reproduction.
              So they do wee, but it gets mixed up with other stuff.
              Sounds like my underwear.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                It sounds like fun being a bird.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by thunderlizard
                  My understanding of the bird-wee situation is this:

                  all birds, both male and female, have a single channel called the cloaca, which serves as a kind of multi-purpose thoroughfare for pooing, weeing and reproduction.
                  So they do wee, but it gets mixed up with other stuff.
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