My sister had to deal with a tin of Harpic in her nursing days. They used to do this little tin that was ideal but the trick was not to let the blunt end go in.
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Speaking of sisters and butts, my sister sends me the most wrong p0rn. She sent something with some guy being DOUBLE fisted.
And my folks think she;s all sweeteness and light. 
She can't be from the same womb as me. I refuse to believe it.
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I know a nurse and all this is quite common. On she told us about was a guy who 'slipped getting out of the bath and landed on a can of Lynx' which is how it went right up his bum. Yeah right! They have also had a few mobiles also - set to vibrate I guess.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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That's gotta hurtOriginally posted by XTCSpeaking of sisters and butts, my sister sends me the most wrong p0rn. She sent something with some guy being DOUBLE fisted. And my folks think she;s all sweeteness and light. She can't be from the same womb as me. I refuse to believe it.
(you'd need to be in nappies for weeks after that)!!
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Michael Barrymore...swimming pool...allegedlyOriginally posted by wobbegongThat's gotta hurt (you'd need to be in nappies for weeks after that)!!How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Tony Blair - the presidents hand...Property advisor for the people
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Wasn't there an story a few years ago about Posh Spice and a glass bottle up the jacksie?Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!Comment
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Champagne bottle. Apparently it broke, she nearly bled to death while David panicked, he didnt want the scandal. I understand he used to get upset when the Kop sang about it. Ali G asked them about it (well alluded to it) on comic relief too.Originally posted by portsevenI am not qualified to give the above advice!
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She's truly as uptight as she seems then.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanComment
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