How embarrassing!!!!!

[SallyAnne]

Did you wash your hands before the poo ? I always thought it is more important to wash your hands BEFORE touching yourself. ( OK I won't edit that and let you laugh )

I couldn't afford that much soap

[freakydancer]

Stop talking tulip SA.

Geddit, geddit, eh, eh, eh?!?!

Oh, bollocks to you all, ya miserable bastards!!

[2uk]

I couldn't afford that much soap

You get your hands quite dirty with this Oracle stuff , don't you ?

[Moose423956]

There's one thing more embarassing and that's the turd that won't go around the bend...

Once laid one that took 6 flushes to get shot of... I think it was emotionally attached to me...

I once did one that no amount of flushing would get rid of. So before I went to the pub I put loads of bleach down there to try to break it up. When I got back, there was a white poo staring up at me. Still intact.

[Captain Dispensable]

You should have taken it outside and put it on the pavement so the old dears could say "oooh a white poo, haven't seen one of them for ages, wait till I tell agnes". You'd have made their day.

[Maxamus]

WTF is a janitter?
Is that an american term?

[Captain Dispensable]

It's nucastle for heshe. SA must swing both ways, well that's momentum for you.

[EternalOptimist]

I once did one that no amount of flushing would get rid of. So before I went to the pub I put loads of bleach down there to try to break it up. When I got back, there was a white poo staring up at me. Still intact.

you call that a problem ? I did one yesterday after 10 pints and a curry and I had to run out and ring the coast-guard