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    How embarrassing!!!!!

    We have a very hunky janitor in our building. Seriously - really really good looking bloke.

    And he just came to clean the toilets when I was doing a poo

    Mortified
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    He didn't walk into the cubicle!! Just into the toilets.

    It wasn't patricularly bad, but he would have known what I was doing

    It's probably a woman thing, but seriously seriously
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Thats nothing I made a paedo joke in a meeting yesterday and there was that uncomfortable silence, y'know the one with the tumbleweed and the dog howling in the background. It was a tough crowd.

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        #4
        Originally posted by XTC
        Thats nothing I made a paedo joke in a meeting yesterday and there was that uncomfortable silence, y'know the one with the tumbleweed and the dog howling in the background. It was a tough crowd.



        I think we need to know what the joke was!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne


          I think we need to know what the joke was!
          Are you kidding me? I've been banned more times that you've had @nal... well ok maybe not that many times, but u get where I'm coming from bigshot.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne

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            relax SA, he'd have had to identify you by the sound/smell!

            unless you have very liberal toilets.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Burdock
              relax SA, he'd have had to identify you by the sound/smell!

              unless you have very liberal toilets.
              I walked past him on the way out
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                I walked past him on the way out

                Did you wash thoroughly, or bolt for the door?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Burdock
                  Did you wash thoroughly, or bolt for the door?

                  I washed!!!!

                  The only thing MORE embarassing would be having him think of me as the poo girl who doesn't wash her hands!!!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    I washed!!!!

                    The only thing MORE embarassing would be having him think of me as the poo girl who doesn't wash her hands!!!
                    Did you wash your hands before the poo ? I always thought it is more important to wash your hands BEFORE touching yourself. ( OK I won't edit that and let you laugh )

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