Reply to: How embarrassing!!!!!

[EternalOptimist]

I once did one that no amount of flushing would get rid of. So before I went to the pub I put loads of bleach down there to try to break it up. When I got back, there was a white poo staring up at me. Still intact.

you call that a problem ? I did one yesterday after 10 pints and a curry and I had to run out and ring the coast-guard

[Captain Dispensable]

It's nucastle for heshe. SA must swing both ways, well that's momentum for you.

[Maxamus]

WTF is a janitter?
Is that an american term?

[Captain Dispensable]

You should have taken it outside and put it on the pavement so the old dears could say "oooh a white poo, haven't seen one of them for ages, wait till I tell agnes". You'd have made their day.

[Moose423956]

There's one thing more embarassing and that's the turd that won't go around the bend...

Once laid one that took 6 flushes to get shot of... I think it was emotionally attached to me...

I once did one that no amount of flushing would get rid of. So before I went to the pub I put loads of bleach down there to try to break it up. When I got back, there was a white poo staring up at me. Still intact.

[2uk]

I couldn't afford that much soap

You get your hands quite dirty with this Oracle stuff , don't you ?

[freakydancer]

Stop talking tulip SA.

Geddit, geddit, eh, eh, eh?!?!

Oh, bollocks to you all, ya miserable bastards!!

[SallyAnne]

Did you wash your hands before the poo ? I always thought it is more important to wash your hands BEFORE touching yourself. ( OK I won't edit that and let you laugh )

I couldn't afford that much soap

[2uk]

I washed!!!!

The only thing MORE embarassing would be having him think of me as the poo girl who doesn't wash her hands!!!

Did you wash your hands before the poo ? I always thought it is more important to wash your hands BEFORE touching yourself. ( OK I won't edit that and let you laugh )

[SallyAnne]

Did you wash thoroughly, or bolt for the door?

I washed!!!!

The only thing MORE embarassing would be having him think of me as the poo girl who doesn't wash her hands!!!

[Burdock]

I walked past him on the way out

Did you wash thoroughly, or bolt for the door?

[SallyAnne]

relax SA, he'd have had to identify you by the sound/smell!

unless you have very liberal toilets.

I walked past him on the way out

[Burdock]

Mortified

relax SA, he'd have had to identify you by the sound/smell!

unless you have very liberal toilets.

[XTC]

I think we need to know what the joke was!

Are you kidding me? I've been banned more times that you've had @nal... well ok maybe not that many times, but u get where I'm coming from bigshot.

[SallyAnne]

Thats nothing I made a paedo joke in a meeting yesterday and there was that uncomfortable silence, y'know the one with the tumbleweed and the dog howling in the background. It was a tough crowd.

I think we need to know what the joke was!