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It's nucastle for heshe. SA must swing both ways, well that's momentum for you.
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You should have taken it outside and put it on the pavement so the old dears could say "oooh a white poo, haven't seen one of them for ages, wait till I tell agnes". You'd have made their day.
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Originally posted by zeitghostThere's one thing more embarassing and that's the turd that won't go around the bend...
Once laid one that took 6 flushes to get shot of... I think it was emotionally attached to me...
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI couldn't afford that much soap
You get your hands quite dirty with this Oracle stuff , don't you ?
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Stop talking tulip SA.
Geddit, geddit, eh, eh, eh?!?!
Oh, bollocks to you all, ya miserable bastards!!
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Originally posted by 2ukDid you wash your hands before the poo ? I always thought it is more important to wash your hands BEFORE touching yourself. ( OK I won't edit that and let you laugh )
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI washed!!!!
The only thing MORE embarassing would be having him think of me as the poo girl who doesn't wash her hands!!!
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Originally posted by BurdockDid you wash thoroughly, or bolt for the door?
I washed!!!!
The only thing MORE embarassing would be having him think of me as the poo girl who doesn't wash her hands!!!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI walked past him on the way out
Did you wash thoroughly, or bolt for the door?
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Originally posted by Burdockrelax SA, he'd have had to identify you by the sound/smell!
unless you have very liberal toilets.
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Originally posted by SallyAnne
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relax SA, he'd have had to identify you by the sound/smell!
unless you have very liberal toilets.
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Originally posted by SallyAnne
I think we need to know what the joke was!
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Originally posted by XTCThats nothing I made a paedo joke in a meeting yesterday and there was that uncomfortable silence, y'know the one with the tumbleweed and the dog howling in the background. It was a tough crowd.
I think we need to know what the joke was!
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