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Previously on "How embarrassing!!!!!"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Moose423956
    I once did one that no amount of flushing would get rid of. So before I went to the pub I put loads of bleach down there to try to break it up. When I got back, there was a white poo staring up at me. Still intact.
    you call that a problem ? I did one yesterday after 10 pints and a curry and I had to run out and ring the coast-guard










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  • Captain Dispensable
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    It's nucastle for heshe. SA must swing both ways, well that's momentum for you.

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  • Maxamus
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    WTF is a janitter?
    Is that an american term?

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  • Captain Dispensable
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    You should have taken it outside and put it on the pavement so the old dears could say "oooh a white poo, haven't seen one of them for ages, wait till I tell agnes". You'd have made their day.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There's one thing more embarassing and that's the turd that won't go around the bend...

    Once laid one that took 6 flushes to get shot of... I think it was emotionally attached to me...
    I once did one that no amount of flushing would get rid of. So before I went to the pub I put loads of bleach down there to try to break it up. When I got back, there was a white poo staring up at me. Still intact.

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  • 2uk
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I couldn't afford that much soap

    You get your hands quite dirty with this Oracle stuff , don't you ?

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  • freakydancer
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    Stop talking tulip SA.

    Geddit, geddit, eh, eh, eh?!?!

    Oh, bollocks to you all, ya miserable bastards!!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by 2uk
    Did you wash your hands before the poo ? I always thought it is more important to wash your hands BEFORE touching yourself. ( OK I won't edit that and let you laugh )
    I couldn't afford that much soap

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  • 2uk
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I washed!!!!

    The only thing MORE embarassing would be having him think of me as the poo girl who doesn't wash her hands!!!
    Did you wash your hands before the poo ? I always thought it is more important to wash your hands BEFORE touching yourself. ( OK I won't edit that and let you laugh )

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Burdock
    Did you wash thoroughly, or bolt for the door?

    I washed!!!!

    The only thing MORE embarassing would be having him think of me as the poo girl who doesn't wash her hands!!!

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  • Burdock
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I walked past him on the way out

    Did you wash thoroughly, or bolt for the door?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Burdock
    relax SA, he'd have had to identify you by the sound/smell!

    unless you have very liberal toilets.
    I walked past him on the way out

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  • Burdock
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne

    Mortified

    relax SA, he'd have had to identify you by the sound/smell!

    unless you have very liberal toilets.

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  • XTC
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne


    I think we need to know what the joke was!
    Are you kidding me? I've been banned more times that you've had @nal... well ok maybe not that many times, but u get where I'm coming from bigshot.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by XTC
    Thats nothing I made a paedo joke in a meeting yesterday and there was that uncomfortable silence, y'know the one with the tumbleweed and the dog howling in the background. It was a tough crowd.



    I think we need to know what the joke was!

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