Originally posted by Churchill
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My step dad is the same he always manages to get things at special rates from his 'brethren'
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Norks.....?Originally posted by DennyComment
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My 'interview' with the RAF was quite good.
Flight Lt "..and what are your views on drugs"
Me: "Rather hazy after the 2nd joint"
He laughted and said he liked my honesty. Wasn't until I singed up I discovered the random drug testing!
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seconded!!Originally posted by Churchill
and when you're done, make us all a cuppa, there's a good girl.Call the cops
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Originally posted by DanTheManMy 'interview' with the RAF was quite good.
Flight Lt "..and what are your views on drugs"
Me: "Rather hazy after the 2nd joint"
He laughted and said he liked my honesty. Wasn't until I singed up I discovered the random drug testing!
Yeah dam CDT!!Comment
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"so, do you prefer C# or the dot.net framework?"
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In my early years ......
"Why would you like to work for Woolworths in particular?"
Had me tongue-tied that one.Comment
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The Original book, Scouting For Boys by Robert Baden Powell covered this!Originally posted by lukemg
If he was a Scout, then he should have know this.Mate went for a job from school - chap gets a map out and says - you have put down you were a scout. He gave him a grid reference and a number of directions and distances from the start point, then said looking north west what can you see - it was a church apparently...Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?Comment
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I have no idea why but when going for a Linux admin role I started explaining how a Sidewinder missile worked.
...I got the job too!
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not a question but, as an introduction before we did the interview
"So you're from Cardiff how will you travel up to manchester for a week each month ?"
Reply: "erm, I don't do travel, the agent should have told you that, and if thats the case I shouldn't be here"
Client: "ok, well thanks for coming along anyway, hope you haven't been too put out"Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon
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