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    Can't meet women?

    I have recently started a business to help men who find it hard to meet women. For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.kind of like it the film hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers. PM me for more details and prices.

    #2
    Originally posted by RRH
    I have recently started a business to help men who find it hard to meet women. For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.kind of like it the film hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers. PM me for more details and prices.
    Yeth pleath! How much will it cotht?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill
      Yeth pleath! How much will it cotht?

      more than a COBOL contractor could afford!

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        #4
        Originally posted by RRH
        more than a COBOL contractor could afford!
        That's good, I'm not a COBOL contractor and never have been!

        I program in Thee Pluth Pluth!

        Thometimths I program in athembler!

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          #5
          Ooooooohhhh Yeth

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            #6
            Originally posted by RRH
            I have recently started a business to help men who find it hard to meet women. For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.kind of like it the film hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers. PM me for more details and prices.
            So, let me get this straight, we pay you to play the 'gooseberry' for an evening . . . and you don't even buy a round?
            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RRH
              I have recently started a business to help men who find it hard to meet women. For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.kind of like it the film hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers. PM me for more details and prices.
              are you cheaper than a brothel?

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                #8
                Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
                are you cheaper than a brothel?
                No, but he's a tightarse
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi
                  No, but he's a tightarse
                  Speaking from experience?
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    RRH, are you really poor?

                    Having to resort to this just so you can have a free night out.

                    You should be ashamed of yourself.

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