Reply to: Can't meet women?

[Clippy]

I have recently started a business to help men who find it hard to meet women. For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.Kind of like it the film Hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers.

RRH - Could you provide us with some examples of your successes please.

[tino]

Hey - if I need rohypnol I know where the internet is

[OwlHoot]

I have recently started a business to help men who find it hard to meet women. For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.kind of like it the film hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers. PM me for more details and prices.

I speed-read that as 'For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your "woman" for the night'.

(and at first glance I thought that film was 'bitch'. )

[SallyAnne]

I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.kind of like it the film hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers. PM me for more details and prices.

Well you'd certainly make your clients look more attractive - bravo!

[BoredBloke]

Do girls go for people who sound like Elmer Fudd then?

[EqualOpportunities]

Spoonerism to you too!

Ah yes, the good Reverend...

[EternalOptimist]

Sean Connery to Bill Connely

'Ah Billy , you are a tulipe for sore eyes'

[Churchill]

I love a good peech imspediment - always makes one smile

Spoonerism to you too!

[EqualOpportunities]

Not a very good advert, are you?

Sthurely the word ith converth?

(For those without a sthpeech impediment - converse)

I love a good peech imspediment - always makes one smile

[Churchill]

You're missing the point. I offer a complete service which includes fashion advice, grooming, how to stand, conversate etc etc etc. My youtube link shows a lad I helped on Saturday trying a shirt I picked out for him-another happy customer!

Not a very good advert, are you?

Sthurely the word ith converth?

(For those without a sthpeech impediment - converse)

[SpamMan]

You're missing the point. I offer a complete service which includes fashion advice, grooming, how to stand, conversate etc etc etc. My youtube link shows a lad I helped on Saturday trying a shirt I picked out for him-another happy customer!

Judging by your videos it is you who is in desperate need of fashion advice.

I hate to tell you this but that lisp of your makes you come across as a bit of a freak.

You would surely scare the other persons date away!

[HRH]

You're missing the point. I offer a complete service which includes fashion advice, grooming, how to stand, conversate etc etc etc. My youtube link shows a lad I helped on Saturday trying a shirt I picked out for him-another happy customer!

[SpamMan]

RRH, why would anyone want your help?

Even your virtual girlfriend dumped you!

[Burdock]

I think you are missing the point here sonny jim. The service is designed to help men who find it hard to approach women. I play the role of 'wingman' using my charm, good looks and knowledge of women I help you get 'in' with the women of your choice.

I wanna get in with Kate Middleton.

Can you talk about polo and horsey balls?

[HRH]

RRH, are you really poor?

Having to resort to this just so you can have a free night out.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I think you are missing the point here sonny jim. The service is designed to help men who find it hard to approach women. I play the role of 'wingman' using my charm, good looks and knowledge of women I help you get 'in' with the women of your choice.