Do girls go for people who sound like Elmer Fudd then?
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Well you'd certainly make your clients look more attractive - bravo!Originally posted by RRHI will be your 'wingman' on a night out.kind of like it the film hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers. PM me for more details and prices.The pope is a tard.Comment
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I speed-read that as 'For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your "woman" for the night'.Originally posted by RRHI have recently started a business to help men who find it hard to meet women. For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.kind of like it the film hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers. PM me for more details and prices.
(and at first glance I thought that film was 'bitch'.
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I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM
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RRH - Could you provide us with some examples of your successes please.Originally posted by RRHI have recently started a business to help men who find it hard to meet women. For a fee and paying for my drinks all night I will be your 'wingman' on a night out.Kind of like it the film Hitch but not as far fetched. I already have a host of satisfied customers.Comment
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