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    #11
    Originally posted by SpamMan
    RRH, are you really poor?

    Having to resort to this just so you can have a free night out.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    I think you are missing the point here sonny jim. The service is designed to help men who find it hard to approach women. I play the role of 'wingman' using my charm, good looks and knowledge of women I help you get 'in' with the women of your choice.

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      #12
      Originally posted by RRH
      I think you are missing the point here sonny jim. The service is designed to help men who find it hard to approach women. I play the role of 'wingman' using my charm, good looks and knowledge of women I help you get 'in' with the women of your choice.
      I wanna get in with Kate Middleton.

      Can you talk about polo and horsey balls?

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        #13
        RRH, why would anyone want your help?

        Even your virtual girlfriend dumped you!

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          #14
          You're missing the point. I offer a complete service which includes fashion advice, grooming, how to stand, conversate etc etc etc. My youtube link shows a lad I helped on Saturday trying a shirt I picked out for him-another happy customer!

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            #15
            Originally posted by RRH
            You're missing the point. I offer a complete service which includes fashion advice, grooming, how to stand, conversate etc etc etc. My youtube link shows a lad I helped on Saturday trying a shirt I picked out for him-another happy customer!
            Judging by your videos it is you who is in desperate need of fashion advice.

            I hate to tell you this but that lisp of your makes you come across as a bit of a freak.

            You would surely scare the other persons date away!

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              #16
              Originally posted by RRH
              You're missing the point. I offer a complete service which includes fashion advice, grooming, how to stand, conversate etc etc etc. My youtube link shows a lad I helped on Saturday trying a shirt I picked out for him-another happy customer!
              Not a very good advert, are you?

              Sthurely the word ith converth?

              (For those without a sthpeech impediment - converse)

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                #17
                Originally posted by Churchill
                Not a very good advert, are you?

                Sthurely the word ith converth?

                (For those without a sthpeech impediment - converse)
                I love a good peech imspediment - always makes one smile
                The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                  I love a good peech imspediment - always makes one smile
                  Spoonerism to you too!

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                    #19
                    Sean Connery to Bill Connely

                    'Ah Billy , you are a tulipe for sore eyes'






                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Churchill
                      Spoonerism to you too!
                      Ah yes, the good Reverend...
                      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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