Anyone knows a bird who has them? One's just walked past me in the office carrying two waepons of mass distraction.
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I dated a girl with 40DD's or something once. They actually looked nicer behind clothes than flopped out in front of you -
Originally posted by KyajaeAnyone knows a bird who has them? One's just walked past me in the office carrying two waepons of mass distraction.Call the copsComment
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Originally posted by freakydancerYeh, but does she have a big fat arse as a counter balance?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediIt goes hand in hand unfortunately there aren’t many girls with big naturals and a tidy behind, it seems you can’t have your cake and eat itCall the copsComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediIt goes hand in hand unfortunately there aren’t many girls with big naturals and a tidy behind, it seems you can’t have your cake and eat itThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by BagpussIt depends on whether they are large from excessive weight, or excessive hormones. I once went out with a trim girl with massive mammaries. I can still visualise them swinging backward and forth while I rode her from behind.Call the copsComment
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Originally posted by freakydancerIt's a c**t isn't it??Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediThe grass is always greener on that front, when you've got big ones to play with you want small ones and visa versa...
IMHO fake ones are horrid, two bowling balls sperated by three inches of boney chest urggghLast edited by Bagpuss; 29 March 2007, 15:52.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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