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    Tits The Size of Basingstoke

    Anyone knows a bird who has them? One's just walked past me in the office carrying two waepons of mass distraction.

    #2
    I dated a girl with 40DD's or something once. They actually looked nicer behind clothes than flopped out in front of you

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      #3
      Originally posted by Kyajae
      Anyone knows a bird who has them? One's just walked past me in the office carrying two waepons of mass distraction.
      Yeh, but does she have a big fat arse as a counter balance?
      Call the cops

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        #4
        My Missus - 36DD's!

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          #5
          Originally posted by freakydancer
          Yeh, but does she have a big fat arse as a counter balance?
          It goes hand in hand unfortunately there aren’t many girls with big naturals and a tidy behind, it seems you can’t have your cake and eat it
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi
            It goes hand in hand unfortunately there aren’t many girls with big naturals and a tidy behind, it seems you can’t have your cake and eat it
            It's a c**t isn't it??
            Call the cops

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi
              It goes hand in hand unfortunately there aren’t many girls with big naturals and a tidy behind, it seems you can’t have your cake and eat it
              It depends on whether they are large from excessive weight, or excessive hormones. I once went out with a trim girl with massive mammaries. I can still visualise them swinging backward and forth while I rode her from behind.
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                It depends on whether they are large from excessive weight, or excessive hormones. I once went out with a trim girl with massive mammaries. I can still visualise them swinging backward and forth while I rode her from behind.
                High five!
                Call the cops

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by freakydancer
                  It's a c**t isn't it??
                  The grass is always greener on that front, when you've got big ones to play with you want small ones and visa versa...
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi
                    The grass is always greener on that front, when you've got big ones to play with you want small ones and visa versa...
                    Small ones with exceptionally large nipples are good

                    IMHO fake ones are horrid, two bowling balls sperated by three inches of boney chest urgggh
                    Last edited by Bagpuss; 29 March 2007, 15:52.
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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